Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Swine Flu hits a kgpian





In a major development over the past 24 hours, Mr.Karamyog Singh, an IIT-Kharagpur metallurgist turned investment banker specializing in extremely sensitive databases of the banks has been diagnosed with the deadly swine flu virus. This takes him to the list of those rare people who have acquired this disease over the past few months. According to the sources, he is the first Kgpian, a first IITian in Singapore and possibly world to have been infected with this virus. Thus, Kamy Singh (as he is popularly known) has one more feather in his cap with this achievement.

Kamy Singh was unavailable for comments for a long time. But our resilience paid off eventually. Jubilant Kamy Singh said, "although it's a disease I am happy to be the first kgpian to get it. Next 10 days are going to be tough but I am sure I will manage".

Karamyog Singh's adventures in Hong Kong, mainly his drinking sessions till 3a.m. on the streets have been suspected as the major cause of this. We wish him a speedy recovery.